1. A grasshopper has five eyes.
(I wonder if it has either difficulty in vision or may be dizzy vision trying to focus with those five eyes)
2. Snails can sleep for three years without eating.
(Well I am sure I have lasted more than three days without eating, may be I should be born as a snail in my next life)
3. Dolphins always keep an eye open, while sleeping.
(Hey you don’t have anything that anyone would steal from, so you can close your eyes at least when you sleep)
4. The only animal that sleeps on the back is man.
(hmm…. We are animals?… Oh. Yeah….)
5. The horn of a rhinoceros is made of hair.
(I thought they were bald…)
6. A mosquito has forty-seven teeth.
(hmm… I wonder who counted those…)
7. Flies and butterflies can taste with their feet.
(And all the time I thought they were walking on my food)
8. Male sea horses give birth to their young ones.
(So what would the female ones do?)
9. Two legs of spider web can wrap the world 15 times.
(Do it spidy… protect us from global warming)
10. Turtle can breathe through their butts.
(I wonder if they smell from it too)
11. A bird with two legs which never walks is Sparrow.
(I nearly said what about kangaroo.)
12. An ant can carry 5 kilograms, more than it own weight.
(I wonder how many of them would it take to carry me)
13. It is physically impossible for the pigs to look up into the sky.
(Nah… I think this one is a wrong one. They do when they are in uniform 
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