Da Ugly Devil's Heaven

1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
4. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who is up against is actually his brother, and the maid who looked after him is his mother, and the chief inspector is hi father, and the judge is his uncle, and so forth.
5. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please Forgive Me!
6. They drop down on grounds and roll and roll while singing and come out with different clothing.
7. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyelid, and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.
8. (I like this one the most and find it too damn hilarious) Two lover can be dancing in the filed and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and joins them in the dance.