Da Ugly Devil's Heaven

The Turtle Trading program is considered as one of the greatest success stories in the history of trading. Richard Dennis was a successful Chicago trader and money manager who turned a $400 family loan into $200 million. Dennis firmly believed that successful trading methods could be taught so he went out and recruited 14 people - some of whom had no trading experience - and taught them his trading methods.

He called them his "Turtles," and after a brief training period they went on to become masters of the markets. In one amazing year these legendary traders and money managers collectively made over $426 million in profits.

Now you have the rare window of opportunity to learn these very same trading methods directly from Russell Sands, the only original turtle allowed to teach them.

Britney Spears made a $25,000 charitable donation last night after watching TV show 'Idol Gives Back', which portrayed African children suffering from malaria.

The singer reportedly googled the disease after watching the show in tears and decided to make the donation with her credit card.

Under the ruling of the court, however, Spears had to seek permission from her father Jamie Spears, who is co-conservator of her estate until July 1, reports Life And Style.

Meanwhile, the singer will not have a recurring role on 'How I Met Your Mother', despite rumours to the contrary.

She made a guest appearance on the show on March 24, but actor Neil Patrick Harris says she will not return.

"She's not an actress," he told MTV.com. "She played a role for a week, and did a really nice job, but the workload involved with doing memorisation and the purging of comedy over and over is really, really hard. I mean, it takes a strong skill set to do that every week."