Posted on 2010 under FWD Messages, Humor, Uncategorized |
17
Sep
Here is one very interesting forward message that I got in the remote past and I thought I would share it to my readers. I don’t know how much reality does the forward message contains but people do make blunder mistakes regarding writing letters and applications. The forward message was entitled, “Letters Of Absence From India.”
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India…
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
6. An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
9. Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
10. Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
12. Letter writing:
“I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
13. A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Posted on 2008 under FWD Messages, Humor |
21
Mar
Though this is not picture blog, I have to write this post. This is one of the forward message that I got from one of my friends. Strange thing is a girl send this to me. This might offend some of the ladies or girls around but please don’t take this personally. This is just a forward message and the main purpose of this message is for a good humor. Just enjoy it and if you like it you can post your comments below.
WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS
Part I
Part II
Posted on 2007 under FWD Messages, Humor |
20
Sep
I just received this forward message in my Hi5 inbox. Going through it, I just got so deep into it and I find it amazing, interesting, and somewhat freaky as well. The person who found out about this must have done a whole lot of work and research. This is the most interesting forward message I ever had. I couldn’t help myself publish it here in my blog to share it with all of my readers. Enjoy!!!
Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did and I got goose bumps. If you are a skeptical person – still read on as it’s actually very interesting!!
This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it first)
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993)
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US , after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:
“For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”
That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran.
Unconvinced about all of this Still ?!
Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on
end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane
to hit one of the Twin Towers .
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1
What do you think now?
Posted on 2007 under FWD Messages, Humor |
20
Sep
Lots of my friends have become successful in achieving their aim and dreams. Amongst them few are Doctors and a lot of them are Engineers. One of my friends, Er. Dikesh Shrestha, had send me one forward message today. I know that life of an engineer is really tough with all those hard work since childhood and after you are an engineer too you have lots of tensions regarding your work, and you never get free time for anything except for holidays. I also have seen lot of them getting frustrated after completing their studies and not getting the jobs according to their qualifications. May be Dikesh send this email to all his friends (mostly fellow Engineers) to cheer them up. Now it is my turn, instead of forwarding it to few of my friends in my email list, I thought of posting it in my blog where I can reach out to the millions of readers. I hope this cheers up all the Engineers out there. Enjoy!
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself
treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,
see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only…
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk
like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: are you an engineer?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the begining itself that you are are an engineer. Come man, no one
can treat you better than me.
(Pass this links to all the engineers. Let them know their real life.)
